Friday, April 29, 2011

Prince William and Kate Middleton marry



Congratulations to the newly ennobled Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William and Princess Catherine, who tied the knot earlier today in probably one of the most highy-anticipated media events since the inauguration of President Barack Obama in 2009.

I was up at 5 a.m. to watch the arrivals and the procession of the bridal party to Westminster Abbey, and I'll tell you, I got a bit teary-eyed as I saw Prince William, who I swear I can remember the day he was born (God I'm getting old), walk into the church to begin a new chapter of his life. I was emotional too because it would have been great if his mother were alive to see the day.

Ah wells. Congrats to the happy couple, and this is where the fun now begins, guys!

Image: Just Jared

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Preparing Morels


Amazingly enough, I've only had morels a couple of times so I don't have a "go to" recipe.

However, I'm procuring a pound of them this weekend and I've been looking for the best way to prepare them.

This site has tons of different favorite recipes. Most of them involve, cleaning, dipping in an egg mixture, dredging them through some manner of breading/coating and frying them up in a pan. So it's not rocket science.

But I'll probably just get 1 meal out of the shrooms so I have just 1 shot at getting it right.

By far, the greatest variations seem to be in the coating mixture. Some use crackers, some use flour, some use cornmeal, some use potato chips, some use Corn Flake crumbs. Others fry them up with no coating at all.

I've waded through these various methods and here is what I've decided to try. If anybody has a better way they want to share or see where I'm doing something horribly wrong, please speak up!

XO's MORELS
First I'll slice them in half and soak them in salt water overnight to clean them and kill anything in the nooks and crannies.

Lay them out on a paper towel and dry them off.

Mix up some eggs and milk, throw in come onion powder, a bit of garlic powder and some Old Bay.

For my coating mix I thought I'd try 1/4 Flour, 1/4 Seasoned fish fry mix, 1/4 crackers and 1/4 Corn Flake crumbs, all of it crushed into as fine a mixture as I can get it. Then I'll add some salt & pepper and some more Old Bay.

Take the shrooms out of the egg mixture and dredge them through the coating mixture, filling as many of the nooks and crannies as possible.

Gonna fry 'em up in a combination of real butter and bacon grease, turning them just once.

Put back on a paper towel to drain the grease and sprinkle them lightly with Parmesan cheese.

I thought I'd serve them up with some bacon wrapped fillet Mignon and broiled asparagus with Parmesan butter.

So what do you think? How does that sound?

I'm Back......

Hey my goodly peoples. Missed me? I've been taking a break from blogging and working on other projects.

I must admit I was tempted to come back and vent on all the crazy ish that has happened over the last few months. We've had talk about a silent PM; Redjet drama; and ongoing Mia Mottley vs OwenArthur vs Rawle Eastmond drama.

Don't even talk about the Shanique Myrie incident - wuhloss. To borrow from Beenie Man I was wondering "has the world gone mad?" And on top of all this, the same crazy world is scheduled to end on my b'day, May 21.

Anyhoo, I'm back for now and I hope you're all good out there. Thanks for your emails and a big bless up to my new subscibers. I'll tackle the above topics over the next few days.

In the meantime, enjoy a little workout from my girl Beyonce. It's her contribution to Mrs. Obama's get healthy campaign in the US. Laterz, si dieu veux.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Well Done, Mr. President!


I have 3 right-wing, conservative blogs in my reader.

I keep them there because reading the ignorant, uninformed, superstitious, bigoted. hate-filled goonbabble that oozes from them like green, smelly pus from an infected boil reminds me why it is so important to oppose these idiotic fucktards at every turn.

Today one of those blogs, Jo-Joe Politico was channeling another right-wing blog that I don't follow called The Malcontent.

Both of these bloggers had their panties in a twist over Obama's apologies. The headline on The Malcontent reads
"Obama Apologizes to the World. IT’S THAT LEFTIST SENTIMENT "BLAME AMERICA FIRST"
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They then go on to list 11 of Obama's apologies.

The Malcontent closes his post by saying
"If you can’t see this as apologizing then I just can’t say anything else to convince you. But I will say that I' myself am so sick and tired of all these Obama apologists, it’s time that we called it like it really is. America has nothing to apologize for, nothing! We are not the arrogant ones, Obama is himself. He is the most arrogant, self-serving, self-loving, president that America has ever had. And I’m not even going to list all of his other bad qualities not here, anyway. When are you lefties going to call it as it is? And until you Liberals, Democrats, Progressives , start wising up and admit it to yourselves, we are in big trouble."

Jo-Joe closes his ditto-post by asking
"Do you agree with this assessment?"

I do, in fact, agree that each of the instances sighted was an apology. And I think it was about fucking time someone made those apologies.

Let's look at them one by one.

1. Apology to France and Europe ("America Has Shown Arrogance")
Speech by President Obama, Rhenus Sports Arena, Strasbourg, France, April 3, 2009.

So we must be honest with ourselves. In recent years we've allowed our Alliance to drift. I know that there have been honest disagreements over policy, but we also know that there's something more that has crept into our relationship. In America, there's a failure to appreciate Europe's leading role in the world. Instead of celebrating your dynamic union and seeking to partner with you to meet common challenges, there have been times where America has shown arrogance and been dismissive, even derisive.

President Obama was absolutely correct.

He is referring to the reluctance of France and Germany in 1993 to join the United States and rush headlong into a war in Iraq.

From the BBC News in January, 2003:

Outrage at 'old Europe' remarks
French and German leaders have reacted angrily to comments by the US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld describing the two countries as "problems" in the crisis over Iraq.

French Finance Minister Francis Mer said he was "profoundly vexed" by Mr Rumsfeld's remarks - which branded France and Germany "old Europe - while a former employment minister described the US as arrogant.

"Germany has been a problem and France has been a problem," Mr Rumsfeld told Washington's foreign press corps on Wednesday.
"But you look at vast numbers of other countries in Europe, they're not with France and Germany... they're with the US.

"You're thinking of Europe as Germany and France. I don't," he said. "I think that's old Europe."

Because Germany and France demonstrated level-headed rationality and refused to drink the American Kool Aid, the U.S. flipped them off and told them to go fuck themselves. That's not the way you treat friends and allies. It was arrogant, it was rude and the United States absolutely owed the European Leaders an apology for our behavior.

Well done, Mr. President!

2. Apology to the Muslim World ("We Have Not Been Perfect")
President Obama, interview with Al Arabiya, January 27, 2009.

My job to the Muslim world is to communicate that the Americans are not your enemy. We sometimes make mistakes. We have not been perfect. But if you look at the track record, as you say, America was not born as a colonial power, and that the same respect and partnership that America had with the Muslim world as recently as 20 or 30 years ago, there's no reason why we can't restore that.

It was vital that the American President speak directly to the Muslim world and let them know that despite all of the ignorant, vitriolic, Islamophobic bloviating coming from hysterically paranoid rednecks and right-wing pundits, America IS NOT at war with Islam. Muslims are not our enemy. Rabid, violent extremists who engage in criminal acts are our enemies.

Well done, Mr. President!

3. Apology to the Summit of the Americas ("At Times We Sought to Dictate Our Terms")
President Obama, address to the Summit of the Americas opening ceremony, Hyatt Regency, Port of Spain, Trinidad and Tobago, April 17, 2009.

All of us must now renew the common stake that we have in one another. I know that promises of partnership have gone unfulfilled in the past, and that trust has to be earned over time. While the United States has done much to promote peace and prosperity in the hemisphere, we have at times been disengaged, and at times we sought to dictate our terms. But I pledge to you that we seek an equal partnership. There is no senior partner and junior partner in our relations; there is simply engagement based on mutual respect and common interests and shared values. So I'm here to launch a new chapter of engagement that will be sustained throughout my administration.

The United States will be willing to acknowledge past errors where those errors have been made.

What possible "errors" could he be referring to? When have we ever made any "errors" in our relationships with our Latin America neighbors?

Argentina 1890, Chile 1891, Haiti 1891, Nicaragua 1894, Panama 1895, Nicaragua 1896, Cuba 1898, Puerto Rico 1898, Nicaragua 1898, Nicaragua 1899, Honduras 1903, Dominican Republic 1903-04, Cuba 1906-09, Nicaragua 1907, Honduras 1907, Panama 1908, Nicaragua 1910, Honduras 1911, Cuba 1912, Panama 1912, Honduras 1912, Nicaragua 1912-33, Mexico 1913, Dominican Republic 1914, Mexico 1914-18, Haiti 1914-34, Dominican Republic 1916-24, Cuba 1917-33, Panama 1918-20, Honduras 1919, Guatemala 1920, Costa Rica 1921, Panama 1921, Honduras 1924-25, Panama 1925, El Salvador 1932, Uruguay 1947, Puerto Rico 1950, Guatemala 1954-?, Panama 1958, Cuba 1961, Cuba 1962, Panama 1964, Dominican Republic 1965-66, Guatemala 1966-67, Chile 1973, El Salvador 1981-92, Nicaragua 1981-90, Honduras 1982-90, Grenada 1983-84, Bolivia 1987, Panama 1989, Haiti 1994-95, Venezuela 2002, Haiti 2004.

I'd say we might owe them an apology or two.

Well done, Mr. President!


4. Apology at the G-20 Summit of World Leaders ("Some Restoration of America's Standing in the World")
News conference by President Obama, ExCel Center, London, United Kingdom, April 2, 2009

I would like to think that with my election and the early decisions that we've made, that you're starting to see some restoration of America's standing in the world. And although, as you know, I always mistrust polls, international polls seem to indicate that you're seeing people more hopeful about America's leadership.

I just think in a world that is as complex as it is, that it is very important for us to be able to forge partnerships as opposed to simply dictating solutions.

This was simply our President emphasizing to our world partners that the retarded cowboy who didn't know the difference between being a leader and being a bully is gone and apologizing for how fucked up our international relations had been for the previous 8 years. He was promising to do better.

Well done, Mr. President!


5. Apology for the War on Terror ("We Went off Course")
President Obama, speech at the National Archives, Washington, D.C., May 21, 2009.

Unfortunately, faced with an uncertain threat, our government made a series of hasty decisions. I believe that many of these decisions were motivated by a sincere desire to protect the American people. But I also believe that all too often our government made decisions based on fear rather than foresight; that all too often our government trimmed facts and evidence to fit ideological predispositions. Instead of strategically applying our power and our principles, too often we set those principles aside as luxuries that we could no longer afford. And during this season of fear, too many of us--Democrats and Republicans, politicians, journalists, and citizens--fell silent.

In other words, we went off course. And this is not my assessment alone. It was an assessment that was shared by the American people who nominated candidates for President from both major parties who, despite our many differences, called for a new approach--one that rejected torture and one that recognized the imperative of closing the prison at Guantanamo Bay.

Absolutely right! America cast aside everything we stood for, lowered ourselves to the level of our enemy, and declared war on a military tactic rather than pursuing the criminals who committed the crimes. He was right to apologize because in our frightened panic after 9/11 we abandoned our noblest aspirations and in doing so, we let down those who would look up to us for leadership.

Well done, Mr. President!


6. Apology for Guantanamo in France ("Sacrificing Your Values")
Speech by President Obama, Rhenus Sports Arena, Strasbourg, France, April 3, 2009.

Our two republics were founded in service of these ideals. In America, it is written into our founding documents as "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." In France: "Liberté"--absolutely--"egalité, fraternité." Our moral authority is derived from the fact that generations of our citizens have fought and bled to uphold these values in our nations and others. And that's why we can never sacrifice them for expedience's sake. That's why I've ordered the closing of the detention center in Guantanamo Bay. That's why I can stand here today and say without equivocation or exception that the United States of America does not and will not torture.

In dealing with terrorism, we can't lose sight of our values and who we are. That's why I closed Guantanamo. That's why I made very clear that we will not engage in certain interrogation practices. I don't believe that there is a contradiction between our security and our values. And when you start sacrificing your values, when you lose yourself, then over the long term that will make you less secure.


Although I agree with 95% of what our President said, I have to take him to task for not following through on his promise and his commitment. Guantanamo is still open and prisoners are still being held with no formal charges against them, no access to any real form of due process and no end in sight.

I'll give him a "Well done, Mr. President!" for his observation that "...when you start sacrificing your values, when you lose yourself, then over the long term that will make you less secure".

But I have to also paraphrase Ronald Reagan and say "Mr. Obama, shut down that prison!"

7. Apology before the Turkish Parliament ("Our Own Darker Periods in Our History")
Speech by President Obama to the Turkish Parliament, Ankara, Turkey, April 6, 2009.

Every challenge that we face is more easily met if we tend to our own democratic foundation. This work is never over. That's why, in the United States, we recently ordered the prison at Guantanamo Bay closed. That's why we prohibited--without exception or equivocation--the use of torture. All of us have to change. And sometimes change is hard.

Another issue that confronts all democracies as they move to the future is how we deal with the past. The United States is still working through some of our own darker periods in our history. Facing the Washington Monument that I spoke of is a memorial of Abraham Lincoln, the man who freed those who were enslaved even after Washington led our Revolution. Our country still struggles with the legacies of slavery and segregation, the past treatment of Native Americans.

Human endeavor is by its nature imperfect. History is often tragic, but unresolved, it can be a heavy weight. Each country must work through its past. And reckoning with the past can help us seize a better future.

We should always acknowledge and apologize for our treatment of Native Americans we subjugated and the slaves we used to build this country.

Well done, Mr. President!

8. Apology for U.S. Policy toward the Americas ("The United States Has Not Pursued and Sustained Engagement with Our Neighbors")
Opinion editorial by President Obama: "Choosing a Better Future in the Americas," April 16, 2009.

Too often, the United States has not pursued and sustained engagement with our neighbors. We have been too easily distracted by other priorities, and have failed to see that our own progress is tied directly to progress throughout the Americas. My Administration is committed to the promise of a new day. We will renew and sustain a broader partnership between the United States and the hemisphere on behalf of our common prosperity and our common security.

This is essentially the same as #3 above. My response is the same.

Well done, Mr. President!


9. Apology for the Mistakes of the CIA ("Potentially We've Made Some Mistakes")
Remarks by the President to CIA employees, CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia, April 20, 2009.

The remarks followed the controversial decision to release Office of Legal Counsel memorandum detailing CIA enhanced interrogation techniques used against terrorist suspects.

So don't be discouraged by what's happened in the last few weeks. Don't be discouraged that we have to acknowledge potentially we've made some mistakes. That's how we learn. But the fact that we are willing to acknowledge them and then move forward, that is precisely why I am proud to be President of the United States, and that's why you should be proud to be members of the CIA.

Holy Fuckballs. That's just a drop in the bucket! A person could make a 24/7/365 job out of apologizing for all of the stupid, fucked up shit the CIA has done around the world because they thought no one was watching. I've got news for you...the only people who WEREN'T watching was the American public! Everyone else in the world has always known just exactly what the CIA has been doing in our name. And you wonder why people hate us.

Well done, Mr. President!


10. Apology for Guantanamo in Washington ("A Rallying Cry for Our Enemies")
President Obama, speech at the National Archives, Washington, D.C., May 21, 2009


There is also no question that Guantanamo set back the moral authority that is America's strongest currency in the world. Instead of building a durable framework for the struggle against al Qaeda that drew upon our deeply held values and traditions, our government was defending positions that undermined the rule of law. In fact, part of the rationale for establishing Guantanamo in the first place was the misplaced notion that a prison there would be beyond the law--a proposition that the Supreme Court soundly rejected. Meanwhile, instead of serving as a tool to counter terrorism, Guantanamo became a symbol that helped al Qaeda recruit terrorists to its cause. Indeed, the existence of Guantanamo likely created more terrorists around the world than it ever detained.


Well SAID, Mr. President! You'll get a "well done" when you shut that fucker down. File formal charges, bring them to court, try them and either convict them or turn them loose. Guantanamo is the antithesis of everything this country stands for.


11. And he apologized to the Japan for bombing Hiroshima 65 years ago!
The bombing that brought a quick end to the war and prevented the actual land invasion of Japan and the killing of Thousands of Japanese and more American troops. Maybe the Japan should have apologized for all their war atrocities that they performed in WW2, including the attack on Pearl Harbor.
Actually, Japan did apologize for their war atrocities and the attack on Pearl Harbor when they signed the surrender agreement abourd the battleship U.S.S. Missouri in Tokyo Bay on September 2, 1945.

Whether or not dropping 2 atomic bombs on Japan was really the only way to end the war without massive casualties is a matter of debate among historians.

What members of the younger generation may not fully comprehend is that the atmic bombs we used were not "surgical smart weapons" like we have today. We completely obliterated 2 entire Japanese cities in the most horrendous manner ever used in war. We killed not just soldiers but women, children, babies. We destroyed hospitals full of sick and injured. The atmic bombs we used were straight up terror weapons. They were meant to so terrorize the Japanese people that they would capitulate out of pants-shitting fear. War or no war, those atomic bombs were terrorist attacks by the United States against Japan.

Was it the right thing to do? Probably. Truman certainly never had any second thoughts or regrets about it.

But any man who has ever been married for any length of time will tell you, just because you are right doesn't mean you shouldn't apologize.

Well done, Mr. President!

P.S. - Although not directly related to this post, allow me to leave you with this:


There. I fixed it. Now shut the fuck up.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Under The Bridge






The Liberty Arsenal Raid

On April 20, 1861, just 8 days after the opening shots of the Civil War were fired at Fort Sumter, Col. Henry Routt led a band of 200 secessionists on a raid of the United States Arsenal at Liberty, MO.

If you travel Hwy 291 between Liberty and the Missouri River, you've driven past the site of the Liberty Arsenal many times. Ironically, the location at 291 and Seven Hills Road is now the home of a Black Cat fireworks dealership.


Today, in Observance of the 150th Anniversary of the raid, a small ceremony was held with Reenactor Jim Beckner portraying Col. Henry Routt.

The guy knows how to make an entrance.







I must say, it was a bit disconcerting watching a bunch of folks standing around listening to this guy speak so passionately about the Confederate cause and what an efficient agrarian system slavery was and how the Federal Government had no business meddling in States Rights.

At times it sounded a bit like a Tea Party rally. But what the Hell, I love a good photo op.








I particularly liked this next photo. It was towards the end of his speech and while the State Flag was full and erect, the Federal Flag had gone all limp and flacid. Seemed to match the mood of the occasion.





With this being the beginning of the 150th Anniversary of the Civil War, I'll be looking for other reenactment photo ops over the next 5 years.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

The Middle Class Is Obsolete


For the last century or so, it was widely acknowledged that the working Middle Class of America was what made this country great.

It was the Middle Class that worked in the factories making American products and it was those same Middle Class Americans that used the wages they earned in those factories to buy American products.

It was the acknowledgement of this Great Truth that coerced the business owners to enter into collective bargaining agreements with those workers because they knew how valuable those workers were to their bottom line. Without the hard working / hard spending American Middle Class, there was no American business. Period.

It seemed to be a reasonable bargain at the time. Business owners realized that a healthy work force was a productive work force so it was in the share holders best interest to provide health care for their employees so they could keep coming to work.

They also realized that all work and no play can lead to fatigue, carelessness and apathy so allowing their employees some annual paid time off seemed like a fair deal for everybody.

Well guess what? The American Middle Class has become obsolete. The fact of the matter is, the 1 Percent of the wealthiest Americans who control most of the American economy have done the calculations and concluded that they don't need you anymore.

They don't need American workers and they don't need American consumers. They can get all of the workforce and consumers they need in India and China.

So not only do the Economic Elitists no longer need a strong, American Middle Class, you have actually become a drain on their profits. What with your constant whining about rising jobless rates, expiring unemployment insurance, skyrocketing health care costs, Social Security solvency, Medicare, Medicaid, roads, sewers, blah, blah blah. Don't you people ever shut up?

Don't you see? This is why every Republican solution for fixing what ails this country revolves around keeping and expanding trillions of dollars in tax breaks for the billionaires while pulling every tax payer funded safety net out from under the poorest Americans and killing off the whole concept of collective bargaining. These poorest Americans used to be part of the Middle Class. It was their hard work that allowed these billionaires to amass such wealth.

But they don't give a flying fuck about you anymore. The sooner you go away and leave them alone, the happier they'll be. That is why they want to take away your health care, your unemployment insurance and your Social Security. If they leave you all with nothing, maybe you will all turn on each other and kill yourselves off in a fight for survival. Let the vermin exterminate themselves.

Not that the rich will notice. Behind their gated communities and private security. They don't even need tax payed funded police. That's why they don't give a fuck how many cops are on the street. The fewer cops there are, the sooner the mass extinction of the poor can commence.

The Middle Class is gone. All that's left is the extremely wealthy and the ragged remnants of the people who made them so very, very rich.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Flights of Fancy 2011

I ventured out to Lee's Summit today to take in the Kansas City Kite Club's 2011 "Flights of Fancy" celebration. Here are some highlights.











Of course, it wasn't all fun and games. There were some tragic casualties.


The Force was not strong with this one.


This "Hug Me" bear kinda freaked me the fuck out.










It's always a great family friendly destination and the kids absolutely love it. I highly recommend it.