HSWG EXCLUSIVE!
Thanks to AWESOME HSWG TIPSTERS, the HipSuburban-Crimesolver/RAMhogger has tracked down the Waldo Rapist!
Using my Google Goggles to scan the composite police sketch of the suspect gleaned from eyewitness testimony from the victims, I have EXCLUSIVELY identified the most likely suspect and DEMAND that he be IMMEDIATELY ARRESTED!
Here is the police sketch I scanned with my AWESOME CRIMESOLVING TOOLS!
Here is the result of my AWESOME CRIMESOLVING SKILLZ!
Fucking Seal!
BASTARD!
Remember, you heard it here first.
Let's nail this fucker!
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