Saturday, April 23, 2011

The Liberty Arsenal Raid

On April 20, 1861, just 8 days after the opening shots of the Civil War were fired at Fort Sumter, Col. Henry Routt led a band of 200 secessionists on a raid of the United States Arsenal at Liberty, MO.

If you travel Hwy 291 between Liberty and the Missouri River, you've driven past the site of the Liberty Arsenal many times. Ironically, the location at 291 and Seven Hills Road is now the home of a Black Cat fireworks dealership.


Today, in Observance of the 150th Anniversary of the raid, a small ceremony was held with Reenactor Jim Beckner portraying Col. Henry Routt.

The guy knows how to make an entrance.







I must say, it was a bit disconcerting watching a bunch of folks standing around listening to this guy speak so passionately about the Confederate cause and what an efficient agrarian system slavery was and how the Federal Government had no business meddling in States Rights.

At times it sounded a bit like a Tea Party rally. But what the Hell, I love a good photo op.








I particularly liked this next photo. It was towards the end of his speech and while the State Flag was full and erect, the Federal Flag had gone all limp and flacid. Seemed to match the mood of the occasion.





With this being the beginning of the 150th Anniversary of the Civil War, I'll be looking for other reenactment photo ops over the next 5 years.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

The Middle Class Is Obsolete


For the last century or so, it was widely acknowledged that the working Middle Class of America was what made this country great.

It was the Middle Class that worked in the factories making American products and it was those same Middle Class Americans that used the wages they earned in those factories to buy American products.

It was the acknowledgement of this Great Truth that coerced the business owners to enter into collective bargaining agreements with those workers because they knew how valuable those workers were to their bottom line. Without the hard working / hard spending American Middle Class, there was no American business. Period.

It seemed to be a reasonable bargain at the time. Business owners realized that a healthy work force was a productive work force so it was in the share holders best interest to provide health care for their employees so they could keep coming to work.

They also realized that all work and no play can lead to fatigue, carelessness and apathy so allowing their employees some annual paid time off seemed like a fair deal for everybody.

Well guess what? The American Middle Class has become obsolete. The fact of the matter is, the 1 Percent of the wealthiest Americans who control most of the American economy have done the calculations and concluded that they don't need you anymore.

They don't need American workers and they don't need American consumers. They can get all of the workforce and consumers they need in India and China.

So not only do the Economic Elitists no longer need a strong, American Middle Class, you have actually become a drain on their profits. What with your constant whining about rising jobless rates, expiring unemployment insurance, skyrocketing health care costs, Social Security solvency, Medicare, Medicaid, roads, sewers, blah, blah blah. Don't you people ever shut up?

Don't you see? This is why every Republican solution for fixing what ails this country revolves around keeping and expanding trillions of dollars in tax breaks for the billionaires while pulling every tax payer funded safety net out from under the poorest Americans and killing off the whole concept of collective bargaining. These poorest Americans used to be part of the Middle Class. It was their hard work that allowed these billionaires to amass such wealth.

But they don't give a flying fuck about you anymore. The sooner you go away and leave them alone, the happier they'll be. That is why they want to take away your health care, your unemployment insurance and your Social Security. If they leave you all with nothing, maybe you will all turn on each other and kill yourselves off in a fight for survival. Let the vermin exterminate themselves.

Not that the rich will notice. Behind their gated communities and private security. They don't even need tax payed funded police. That's why they don't give a fuck how many cops are on the street. The fewer cops there are, the sooner the mass extinction of the poor can commence.

The Middle Class is gone. All that's left is the extremely wealthy and the ragged remnants of the people who made them so very, very rich.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Flights of Fancy 2011

I ventured out to Lee's Summit today to take in the Kansas City Kite Club's 2011 "Flights of Fancy" celebration. Here are some highlights.











Of course, it wasn't all fun and games. There were some tragic casualties.


The Force was not strong with this one.


This "Hug Me" bear kinda freaked me the fuck out.










It's always a great family friendly destination and the kids absolutely love it. I highly recommend it.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

50 Years Of Human Spaceflight



Tonight is Yuri's Night.

50 years ago on April 12, 1961 The U.S.S.R. ushered in the era of human spaceflight by launching Yuri Gagarin into orbit and bringing him safely back to Earth.

I was 5 years old. When I was born, nothing had ever orbited the Earth but the moon. The Space Race between the United States and the Soviet Union had a tremendous influence on me growing up. You probably followed sports. I followed the space program.

I wrote about Gagarin's flight 3 years ago. You can read about it there. No point in rewriting it here. I'll just quote what I thought was so amazing about his flight.

"The first human to strap himself on top of an ICBM (in the same place the nuke was supposed to go), fly into space, orbit the earth, and come back home.

Props to Comrade Yuri and Vostok 1.

The flight profile of Vostok 1 was a bit controversial and ballsy as hell.

He rockets into space strapped into his Vostok spacecraft propelled by an R-7 ICBM.

After orbiting the earth once on a completely ballistic trajectory, he reenters the atmosphere. After reentry, he ejects from the Vostok on his rocket powered ejection seat.

After achieving sufficient separation from the Vostok, Gagarin releases himself from the enormous ejection seat, triggers his own personal parachute, and lands on his own two feet in Mother Russia.

That, is some serious fucking hero shit."




Here is a great infographic from space.com that shows you what I'm talking about. Definitely click to embiggenate.



Since the 50 years from Gagarin's 1st flight, 499 humans have been to space and 12 of them have walked on the moon and we have a permanent human presence in space aboard the International Space Station.



In the next few years there will be tourists taking sub-orbital joy rides and inflatable, orbiting hotels where people can finally have zero G sex.



Thanks, Comrade Yuri! Poyekhali indeed!

Saturday, April 9, 2011

King Elendil's Helm


As modeled by friends who have had their inhibitions lowered enough to allow themselves to be photographed wearing King Elendil's Helm.




Free Bar Ware

I'm putting my entire collection of bar ware up for grabs. If you see anything you like, it's yours. First come, first serve. Earliest time stamp on this blog, Twitter or Facebook = First come. My judgement is final and not subject to appeal.





Thursday, April 7, 2011

Obama Gets Four More Years, Easy!


Here is why I'm not at all worried about President Obama winning a 2nd term.

According to the most recent NBC/WSJ Poll, these are the "candidates" that the Republicans who responded think are better qualified than Obama to lead America.

Let's take a look at them 1 by 1.

MITT ROMNEY 21%


Not only is "Mitt" a stupid fucking name, it's not even his first name. His first name is "Willard".

But stupid name aside, he's a Mormon. Just like Glenn Beck. when it comes to completely whacked out bizzaro doctrines, Mormonism is is just barely one small step above Scientology. Do the majority of Americans really want a President who believes in crazy shit like this?

He's the best they have to offer and he can't even get the support of 25% his own party? How the fuck is he going to get 51% of the entire country? He can't and he won't.

NEXT!

DONALD TRUMP 17%


He may be 2nd in the overall GOP rankings, but he actually polls as the #1 choice of the Teabaggers. Mostly because of his recent sucking up to the batshit crazy and racist birthers.

Plus, in this economy, I don't think that the majority of American voters can punch a ballot for a filthy rich, greedy, self-promoting ego-whore who is most famous for telling people "YOU'RE FIRED!".

NEXT!

MIKE HUCKABEE 17%


He's an evangelical, Southern Baptist minister who worked as a staffer for televangelist James Robison.

"Huckabee has stated, "Politics are totally directed by worldview. That's why when people say, 'We ought to separate politics from religion,' I say to separate the two is absolutely impossible'."

The majority of Americans don't want this country to become a Theocracy with some twisted, fundamentalist Christian, Leviticus-based version of Sharia Law being imposed by the President.

NEXT!

GINGRICH 11%


We may be just over 24 hours away from a complete shut down of the government because Democrats and Republicans can't agree on a budget.

If that happens, the news stories will constantly remind people of the last person responsible for a government shut down. Newt Gingrich.

Not to mention the fact that he was a Vietnam Draft Dodger, served his 1st wife with divorce papers while she was dying of cancer in the hospital, and blamed his infidelity with a campaign staffer on his patriotism.

Oh yeah. That's a Role Model.

NEXT!

SARAH PALIN 10%

The Incoherent, Imbecilic, Rambling, Quitter!







The rest of these ignorant fucktards don't even warrant further comment.

PAWLENTY 6%

BACHMAN 5%

SANTORUM 3%

BARBOUR 1%


The entire Republican party is fragmented, in disarray, and is actively pandering to the most ignorant, fundamentalist, delusional, bigoted, lowest common denominator of America's NASCAR-loving, trailer-trash masses.

It is inconceivable that any of these fools could ever be put in charge of such a great country.